“Sparks” - one of Coldplay’s awesomest songs.

Dear Bosnia,
We apologise in advance for the ass-whooping your football team is going to receive this evening in the Estádio da Luz.
Sincerely, The Portuguese
Say “beer can” with a British accent.
Now say “bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
RIGHT??
(Via @RaminHossaini)
Distance Learning Courses are tricky. They’re either “correspondence courses”, or courses for those who don’t master distances.