“Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.” — Robert Brault
“Hire the best. Pay them fairly. Communicate frequently. Provide challenges and rewards. Believe in them. Get out of their way - they’ll knock your socks off.” — Mary Ann Allison in “Managing Up, Managing Down”
Dear Bosnia,
We apologise in advance for the ass-whooping your football team is going to receive this evening in the Estádio da Luz.
Sincerely, The Portuguese
I’m thinking of shutting this website down.
Any thoughts?
“Last week, I forgot I had a test. It was all multiple choice so I answered “ACDC” down the whole page. Today, I got the test back; I got 87%. Thank you classic rock.” — A girl named Jess, on Facebook. Priceless.
Say “beer can” with a British accent.
Now say “bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
RIGHT??
(Via @RaminHossaini)
Distance Learning Courses are tricky. They’re either “correspondence courses”, or courses for those who don’t master distances.
Unbelievable phenomenon.
Original photo here.
Explanation here.